Don't Shoot! I'm Just the Avon Lady!
Click on the link above to see the paperback version of my memoir for sale at Amazon.com! The perfect gift for every Avon Lady and Avon customer in YOUR life!
I will be reading an original story about our crazy town - and I'm namin' names - at Tome on the Range during the next Second Saturday Artwalk, September 13th, 6 p.m. - 8 p.m.
I will also read from my memoir, "Don't Shoot! I'm Just the Avon Lady!" as well as from my story in the new anthology of mommy bloggers, "Sleep is for the Weak."
Book signings will commence following the readings.
I have some surprises, too! Expect the unusual, the fun, the warbling strange, including a sing-a-long with me on banjo where I will teach you a song I wrote about Las Vegas, New Mexico.
This is NOT your typical author event!
I hope to see YOU there! You won't regret it....
If you drop me an email before the event signaling your intention to attend, I will have a surprise waiting for you at the reading...
Ramses waits impatiently for his copy to arrive!
My memoir, Don't Shoot! I'm Just the Avon Lady! is now available to order! Thank you to my publisher, Menendez Publishing!
From inside the front book jacket:
For Birdie Jaworski, life as an Avon Lady was a bittersweet mix of embarking on gossip-worthy adventures, searching for Mr. Right, and making emergency lotion requests in the middle of the night... while managing as a single parent. This collection of short stories—including “Mullet Madness,” “Fat Ass Evidence,” and “Wherein I Test a Product on an Animal”—captures Jaworski’s complicated relationship with the cosmetics giant (and her customers) and reveals a surprising and touching account of her personal life.
You can take a look at the book and order your copy here.
If you would like a signed copy, please order your book, and when it arrives, you can send it to me with return postage enclosed, and I will write a beautiful, personal inscription to you inside the front cover and enclose a hand-made bookmark... AND an Avon sample! Ya can't beat that! Just drop me an email and I will tell you my home address.
This is the isbn number for my book! And it will be out NEXT WEEK!
Anyone seen No Country for Old Men yet? Yup. I made it in the film. Can you find me? Kinda like Where's Waldo. (No, I'm not the weird hotel lady with the bouffant!!)
Don't know what to get your Avon Lady for Christmas? I have just the thing! You can order your copy here, SOON!
I have much more to say about my memoir, about my journey to write and publish it, and will tell all in a fun story soon. Many thanks to Didi Menendez of Mipoesias for believing in my work.
